Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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