take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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