I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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