she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
