i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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