Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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