She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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