Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
how drunk are you?
Several
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
