I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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