You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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