we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I am full of burrito and curiosity
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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