Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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