Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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