I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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