haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Randomize
