I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
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