Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Randomize
