I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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