If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just cropdusted the office
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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