he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Little spoons don't ask big questions
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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