We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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