Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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