God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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