You're my little dorito
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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