i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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