I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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