I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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