I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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