how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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