You're so nebulous sometimes
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
