try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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