why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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