I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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