So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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