just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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