What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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