I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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