Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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