I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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