I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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