Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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