"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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