i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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