Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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