if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Porn is love you can see.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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