Having a random hookup so left but love u
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
Randomize
