GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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