Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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