I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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