My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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