was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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