the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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