her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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