You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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