We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I supernannyed him into submission
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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